Au cours de ses voyages et de bien des années il se rendit compte que ces "païens-barbares" croyaient en Dieu mais...pas le même!
- Mais qu'est-ce que c'est que cette connerie mon Bon Dieu? Es-Tu Un ou plusieurs?
Devant la perplexité, la confusion, le poids des années de ce simple être qu'Il avait lui même créer, Dieu dans son infinie bonté parla au prêtre en ces termes:
- Ecoutes mon gars, vous commencez à me courir sur le ciboulot vous autres terriens. Oh!
Je vous ai créé dans la joie, pour la joie et vous vous entretuez comme des bons à rien que vous êtes devenus, vous pleurez sur vous même, vous détruisez tout ce que vous construisez et ce que vous avez à portée de main. Je vous offre une magnifique Terre et aulieu de vous en régaler et de vous la partager vous me coupez en morceau comme si j'étais plusieurs! Vas les faire rire tes Frères aulieu de les terrifier; le rire raccommode tout le monde. Et sur ce Bisou, bisou, à plus...
L'homme de Dieu garda à son cou sa petite croix en souvenir des paroles sages de notre Père bien aimé mais dès le lendemain fit quelques petits ajustements vestimentaires.
Voyez sa photo çi-dessous:
Et c'est ainsi que notre bon curé se fit Clown pour porter la joie, le rire et l'amour à tous!
NicolA
Once upon a time, there was a young man who decided to dedicate his life to God, the God of the Christians. At the beginning of this strange career he was happy. He crossed seas and lands to inculcate his Faith to the barbarians as he named the heathen of the other cultures. Simple, fair man and sure of his good rights he tried to convert all the people on his passage.
During his journeys of many years he realized that these " heathen - barbaric " believed in God... but not the same!
- But what's this bullshit my Good Lord? Are you One or several? asked the voucher.
In front of the perplexity, the confusion, the weight of the years of this simple to be that the almighty had created, God in his infinite kindness spoke to the priest in these terms:
Listen to me you dick head, I fuckn' exasperated of you and your kin. Damn it!
I created you in the enjoyment, for the enjoyment and you kill each other as useless persons whom you became, you cry on yourselves, you destroy all that you build and what you have at hand. I offer you magnificent Earth and instead of taking care abd sharing this World you treat it bad and cut me in pieces as if I were several!
Go make your Brothers laugh instead of terrifying them; laughter unites everybody.
So long, catch u later (alligator?)
The man of God kept around his neck his small cross in memory of the wise words of our beloved Father but from the next day made some small clothing adjustments.
See his photo up above.
And so our good priest became Clown to share enjoyment, laughter and love to all!
NicolA
During his journeys of many years he realized that these " heathen - barbaric " believed in God... but not the same!
- But what's this bullshit my Good Lord? Are you One or several? asked the voucher.
In front of the perplexity, the confusion, the weight of the years of this simple to be that the almighty had created, God in his infinite kindness spoke to the priest in these terms:
Listen to me you dick head, I fuckn' exasperated of you and your kin. Damn it!
I created you in the enjoyment, for the enjoyment and you kill each other as useless persons whom you became, you cry on yourselves, you destroy all that you build and what you have at hand. I offer you magnificent Earth and instead of taking care abd sharing this World you treat it bad and cut me in pieces as if I were several!
Go make your Brothers laugh instead of terrifying them; laughter unites everybody.
So long, catch u later (alligator?)
The man of God kept around his neck his small cross in memory of the wise words of our beloved Father but from the next day made some small clothing adjustments.
See his photo up above.
And so our good priest became Clown to share enjoyment, laughter and love to all!
NicolA
